Spiritual Google

September 20, 2019

Introducing Spiritual Google....

It’s for all those thorny questions that have been plaguing you for years on end. You know, the ones that eat away at your insides? The ones that rattle around inside you and prevent you from achieving your full potential?

When your wife leaves you for that young dental assistant, regular Google just won’t cut it.

No, you need Spiritual Google. There are just some questions regular Google can’t answer. You’ve gotta pull out the metaphysical search engine.

How about when you start hearing those pesky voices? It’s time to find out whether you’re a nutcase or a full-fledged shaman! Spiritual Google is perfect for just such occasions. (A free consultation with me is also helpful. Link in bio).

The best part? It doesn’t require an internet connection. It doesn’t even require a computer!

All you need is a soul. Spiritual Google does require having a soul.

Simply close your eyes, put your hands together like so… 🙏 … purposefully recite your inquiry to your heavenly helpers, and VAMOOSH… just like that, your question has been answered!

Actually, you’ll probably have to wait a little while. And nurture your relationship with your creator. And look for the signs. And maintain a relatively high vibration if you can help it. But once you do all that, VAMOOSH! Answered.

Spiritual Google. It’s the hot new search engine for people who have souls.